Since there has been lots of discussions on the body language in pictures found on Twitter and some of the forums, I thought I’d give my unprofessional opinion on body language and what it tells us. Although I am not a professional in this particular area I do consider myself an expert on all topics.
….and here we go.
Bad Body Language
Our Subjects: Guy Ritchie and Madonna
Evidence 1
Madonna: Gritted teeth, attempted brow furrow (may be altered by botox).
Guy: Flared nostrils and it looks like his head is starting to turn red!
What she may be saying:
“Guy, I don’t find refering to me as the ‘old ball thats 16 years older then the chain’ very funny!”
Evidence 2
Oh, how we forget when we are never out of the spot light we are never out of the woods. The Cougar wink when the Hubs is not looking, cubs beware she’s lining up the next Mr. Madonna round 3. Only requirements they are not quite able to grow facial hair yet.
Evidence 3
The Elbow Hold
Guy:He’s trying to “direct her” he’s not ready to end this. He wants her to go his way.
Plz Guy, who didn’t know that wasn’t gonna work goin in.
aannnddd we’re divorced. Madonna is now dating a 20 year old Latino boy named Jesus with no facial or body hair.
Good Body Language
Subjects: Caleb Followill and Lily Aldridge
From what I understand this was some kind of party for Lily’s industry so basically it was her night after the MTV Awards.
Caleb: All eyes are on her, especially his-respects the fact this is her gig and his full attention shows he’s proud of her as well.
Lily: Leaning into him, she trusts his support, face tilted up towards him she’s open and again trusts him. Showing her teeth means she’s truly happy. Take NOTE: when you meet a man or woman and they show their teeth when smiling at you it means they are interested in you. Natural reaction for a REAL smile. Hugging at the waist, this is were all the vital organs are and where reproduction occurs, torso’s touching. They are connected at their life force; heart and yes, there too!
Evidence
When people mirror each others facial expressions it means they are in sync.
There are lots of pics of these 2 walking around and they seem to always be at the same pace and holding hands again they are in sync. It also appears in those pics that his hand is always over hers which means he takes the lead.
They are turned towards each other, as they are in most of their pictures which means they are connected.
interlocking fingers is a sign of confidence, he’s secure and confident in this relationship. interlocking hand-holding means the same and a tight unit (think of the dove tail lock).
Evidence
This picture seems a bit posed but my favorite part is how he has his hand over his heart. Sorry ladies, it’s taken. Also they are a bit intertwined but manage to still hold hands. Unbreakable unit. I find it interesting that this is his MySpace page pic. “You can come in Ladies but don’t expect to get much.”
Evidence
Again the Hand over Heart- This time Lily is protecting his heart. “It’s mine ladies, this is where i live” and Calebs toothy smiles says he’s fine with it. Also their hands in front of them are both pointing towards the other person, always connected, or always a unit.
Evidence
The Head Touchers- Couples that touch heads a lot (and these 2 do) means they are a couple that have chosen the same path in life, they are of one mind and agree on the same goals for themselves and their future. The way Nathan holds Jessie may say he wants all her attention. Holding her at the shoulder pullng her towards him, this boy can’t get enough of her. He’s very protective of her. A good southern gent.
And that is my analysis of body language. I am an observer and a people watcher. I love figuring out the clues in most everything. I could sit in a cafe for hours just watching people, but i don’t cuz I’d be labeled the creepy lady who sits at the cafe staring at people all day.
