It Ain't Hemingway

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were

in bed.  I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want

to have Sex?’  ‘No,’ she answered.  I then  said, ‘Is  that  your final

answer?’

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started…