It Ain't Hemingway

I take much pride in being a Lefty, so when I saw this on Buzzfeed I had to share.

Well right off the bat it seems I fall into a unique group since I am a left-handed woman.

As for the genius thing, well I am a genius when it comes to wit! I’m sure you all agree.

My uniqueness continues since I am the only left-handed person in my family. Both my parents are righties and I only have 1 cousin who is a lefty but her father, who is of no relation to me, was a lefty (but made to write right-handed as a child).

I’m not an alcoholic but that’s because when I drink I sweat like Arnold Schwarzenegger in divorce court. If I didn’t I’d totally be an alcoholic.

I use composition notebooks.

I am a rock star when it comes to Tetris, Plants vs Zombies and Bubbles.

I am a left-handed mouse user but a right-handed scissor user.

I read that the life span of lefties was shorter because we are accident prone due to living in a right-hand world. Yup, the right-hand man is still holding us down.

What fun! I’m sure your day is a little brighter now that you know how I deal with being a lefty.

Oh, and being that it IS Wednesday, Julian Dorio from The Whigs is a lefty. : )