A Missed Connection
November 19, 2011
Location: Gramercy Park
Time: April 17th, 5pm
I was the jogger running around the park in a t-shirt and shorts with my headphones on.
You: walking in the opposite direction completely naked.
You: walking down the street confident and vulnerable.
Me: trying not to stare at your junk.
You: tall handsome flawless with the air of a successful businessman without the suit.
Me: intrigued, embarrassed, wondering if it would be inappropriate to slip my business card in your butt crack.
You: picked up by the local authorities.
Me: left with a missed encounter.
If this finds you, I hope our paths cross again.
Call me, I’ll cover the bail.
Everyone should get these for their loved ones for the Holidays. I really think it would inspire people to bring back the perm and the afro. If the world was filled with perms and afro’s the stars would align and all would be right in the universe.
“Did she just say ‘wipe that face off your head?’” – BG
MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON
November 19, 2011
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