Psychic Boundaries
November 20, 2011
‘Without a psychic boundary, we would be like drops of ink diffused in a pool of water – easily absorbed into other people’s definitions of us….It is our freedom to define ourselves’.
Let me make this perfectly clear…if you are around 80 years old and think “War on Drugs” is a non-profit organization or that “Bon Iver” is a town in Eastern Europe somewhere, then you shouldn’t be on this blog. BACK OFF.
Never Under estimate the power of a pussy
November 20, 2011
When i was a teenager, around 13, I won a Pink Floyd prism mirror on the Ocean City, NJ boardwalk. I LOVED it. Later on that summer my parents were away and they left me and my sister home alone. I think you can see where this is going… a week of constant parties, a broken Pink Floyd mirror and me roundhousing my coke whore sister. Unfortunately she lived, and I’m still bitter….I loved that mirror.
Time – Pink Floyd
A Missed Connection
November 19, 2011
Location: Gramercy Park
Time: April 17th, 5pm
I was the jogger running around the park in a t-shirt and shorts with my headphones on.
You: walking in the opposite direction completely naked.
You: walking down the street confident and vulnerable.
Me: trying not to stare at your junk.
You: tall handsome flawless with the air of a successful businessman without the suit.
Me: intrigued, embarrassed, wondering if it would be inappropriate to slip my business card in your butt crack.
You: picked up by the local authorities.
Me: left with a missed encounter.
If this finds you, I hope our paths cross again.
Call me, I’ll cover the bail.
Everyone should get these for their loved ones for the Holidays. I really think it would inspire people to bring back the perm and the afro. If the world was filled with perms and afro’s the stars would align and all would be right in the universe.
“Did she just say ‘wipe that face off your head?’” – BG
Don’t be a coconut.
November 17, 2011
just a little message from a friend.
uh oh…i think the one on the left is lactose intolerant.
SONIC YOUTH – SONIC YOUTH _ Shadow Of A Doubt
November 17, 2011
shadow of a doubt // sonic youth
download: amazon mp3 | itunes
Oops! wrong wig closet! Sorry Matty.
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