It Ain't Hemingway

Who said Golf was a safe sport. There’s a cactus attack waiting around every corner!

Guy caught on air at a News station looking at pics of Miranda Kerr online.

Wouldn’t it be weird if humans were like canines and constantly had wet noses…

Must suck for Jesus to have his Birthday fall on Christmas.

Remember Y2k…cases and cases of water, cans of wax beans stacked to the ceiling, AA batteries for days, staring at the date on your computer screen, waiting and waiting……..good times.

The easiest way to describe the effects of global warming is to think of a quickly receding hairline. Someone needs to Rogaine that shit.

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Now playing: Dan Auerbach – When the Night Comes
via FoxyTunes

Kanye West needs to step in and NOT let Caleb Followill finish.

There is no man, woman or child paler then Anderson Cooper.

So I was watching Project Runway last night. I do love that show, especially the characters they find. No one is more intriguing to me then Tim Gunn. I think if C-3PO was human he would be Tim Gunn. In last nights episode Tim Gunn (FYI: never just Tim, always Tim Gunn) actually said “e-gads,” kid you not. I never thought a word could get any gayer. Lets face it only animated gay characters like SpongeBob Square pants should use words like “e-gads.”

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Thanks Lyanne for the Screen Capture!