It Ain't Hemingway

If I failed as much as Twitter, I’d still be in the 3rd Grade!

Thanks Carrie @Plum_Crazy_ for unknowingly letting me swipe this quote from your FB page!

“If you abandon a band as soon as other people like them, then you don’t love music for the right reasons. You like music for identity.”
-Jack White

You can look in one ear and see out of the other!

You aint got the brains GOD gave a rock

When they passed out brains, you thought they said rain and ran and hid.

They are dumber than dirt

Sharp as a marble!I

If you put her brains in a thimble they’d rattle like road apples in a bushel basket.

If his brains was axle grease he wouldn’t have enough to grease the dynamo on a lightening bugs ass.

If brains were gasoline, he wouldn’t have enough to run a piss ant’s go-kart around the inside of a donut!

Dumber than a well rope

Dumber than a bag of hammers.

Brick short of a load.

I want to start working out not just for obvious reason but if someone tried to assault me I want to be strong enough to defend myself. Not like “Self Defense for Women” crap but the kind of damage that could at the least bruise some internal organs and maybe some external ones as well.

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.

My self-image it still isn’t that alright. No matter how famous I am, no matter how many people go to see my movies, I still have the idea that I’m that pale no-hoper that I used to be. A pale no-hoper that happens to be a little lucky now. Tomorrow it’ll be all over, then I’ll have to go back to selling pens again.- Johnny Depp

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” – Robin Williams

So a Pap took a pic of Keanu Reeves sitting on a park bench looking sad and lonely while eating a sandwich. I have no idea how it started but this lead to “shopped Sad Keanu. Yesterday was Cheer Up Keanu day so in honor of that, a day late…I’m adding my own ‘Shopped Sad Keanu to the mix. but first here’s some other gems.

Here are mine

For other Photoshop enthusiasts here is a link to the Keanu image, Fun with PNGs

Whenever I see pictures of squid and crustaceans in the ocean I want to eat them.