Clearly this seal has Sleep Apnea! Someone needs to get him a breathing device.

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“we can do the jerk together!”

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the noises the dog makes are classic. So cute, it’s definitely a mood booster.

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Right on man power to the unruly bush!

I I I ….II’m speechless! That chick is NUTZZZ!!!

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why not?

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I was inspired by Weinergate to post this video

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It doesn’t get much cooler than this! Check out Google’s latest Doodle. A guitar you can actually play and record your work! If you’d like to share your work, send me the link and I’ll post it.

Here’s a link to the Doodle

Here’s a link to my #1 hit, i call it CRAP

I take much pride in being a Lefty, so when I saw this on Buzzfeed I had to share.

Well right off the bat it seems I fall into a unique group since I am a left-handed woman.

As for the genius thing, well I am a genius when it comes to wit! I’m sure you all agree.

My uniqueness continues since I am the only left-handed person in my family. Both my parents are righties and I only have 1 cousin who is a lefty but her father, who is of no relation to me, was a lefty (but made to write right-handed as a child).

I’m not an alcoholic but that’s because when I drink I sweat like Arnold Schwarzenegger in divorce court. If I didn’t I’d totally be an alcoholic.

I use composition notebooks.

I am a rock star when it comes to Tetris, Plants vs Zombies and Bubbles.

I am a left-handed mouse user but a right-handed scissor user.

I read that the life span of lefties was shorter because we are accident prone due to living in a right-hand world. Yup, the right-hand man is still holding us down.

What fun! I’m sure your day is a little brighter now that you know how I deal with being a lefty.

Oh, and being that it IS Wednesday, Julian Dorio from The Whigs is a lefty. : )

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Somecards make me laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh…Do you have any favorites not listed here? Post in comments. They also have a “Create Your Own” feature. Send me any cards you make and I’ll post the best one’s here. I will do a few myself I think.

These are from cards that are available now.

My bestie and I just had this convo the other day!

This I can relate to but lets face it, I’m more than slightly funnier.

That would have to be someone reeeeaalllly special.

Noooooo…….(maybe)

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Omg!! Love it! Love the Mom’s snort at the end.

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There once was a girl named Carrie White
A mouse jumped on her bed one night
that little mouse gave her a scare
she jumped, she screamed, and ran out of there.
her mom said, “carrie what’s wrong?”
but it was too late she was long gone.
Carrie jumped on the couch and said with a cry,
“that little mouse must die!”
Her mom said, “shut your yap,
tomorrow we will set a trap,
then that mouse will be dead,
so say goodnight and go to bed!”

Carrie White age 12. (25 years ago)

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Seriously? It’s like you’re Photoshopped! LOVE it. Gotta see it! Ryan Gosling…that is all.

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