It Ain't Hemingway

1: What is your full name? Prince
2: Have you ever stolen something, and if yes what was it? yes, your heart
3: Do you believe in love at first sight? no
4: Type the first complete paragraph on page 74 of the nearest book to you. the closest book is at the fishtown library and it’s closed. i’m audio.
5: What can you smell right now? my fear
6: Post a picture of your current workspace. ur asking way to much for a tumblr questionaire that isn’t paying me to do this
7: Which is your favourite fanfic and why? oh god.
8: write a short poem about the person you are currently in love with. (You do not need to mention who they are.) oh kirby you’re so fine, you blow my mind, you’re super freaky, yow.
9: Do you keep a scrapbook? If yes, what do you put in it? i have an art journal. art journal stuff so, yeah stuff i find.
10: Reply to this with ‘The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog’ in your own handwriting. ok, i just did…but it’s in my notebook. i’ll just tell u what i named the font. xtina x-tra bold
11: Which city or town were you born in? philadelphia or there abouts…woodstock
12: How long can you hold your breath for? until i die
13: Press ctrl + V in the reply box and publish your answer. (Let’s see what you last copied.) The Meaning of Life
14: What can you currently hear? creepy past midnight music on public radio
15: What is the colour of your shirt? jaundice
16: What colour are your socks today? no socks
17: If you could have any type of hair and hairdo you wished for, how would you choose to have your hair? a combover
18: What is the worst thing that’s been shown at the West End or Broadway in your lifetime? seriously hate musicals.
19: What are your OTPs? obvs this isn’t one of those random question things….apparently this has a purpose. some kind of purpose that involves know what otps are. ok, i’ll play along.
20: Which popular ships do you disagree with? Titanic, it could have taken a sharp left.
21: Have you ever written fanfiction? no and i will never.
22: List all of the celebrities you have met personally. i can’t remember, you’ll have to ask them if they’ve met me.
23: Unpopular opinion? probably most of my opinions are unpopular but i’m usually right.
24: What time is it and where are you? 11 45 on the east coast
25: Look at your iPod. What is the name of the last song you listened to? Which band/artist is it by? I’d like to make it with you, by Bread
26: What was the last thing you texted someone? Yo Joe!?, I guess you’ll be seeing him pee a lot more this summer.
27: What was the last thing someone texted you? Nice
28: Draw a unicorn being ridden by one of your OTPs and reply with your drawing. *imagine a unicorn riding an otp”
29: What is the name of the last country you took an aeroplane to? Italy
30: Have you ever punched someone? If yes, who and why? No
31: Have you ever resorted to self-harm? dedine self harm
32: Who is your most favourite author? john irving. and the writers for Ok magazine are pretty talented.
33: Which childhood television program do you miss the most? hr puff n stuff
34: What is usually the first thing to pass your lips in the morning? wha?
35: What was the last thing you watched on television and how long ago was it? something on lifetime, about some woman as a victim…really different
36: What is your claim to fame? fame doesn’t exist. i’m famous for not wanting to be famous
37: How far have you ever gone with the opposite sex? oh i’ve circled the earth a few times.
38: How far have you ever gone with the same sex? never even curious
39: Do you believe in the theory of Evolution? yes
40: Shut your eyes for a minute. Describe clearly what you saw.the back of my eyelids
41: Are you currently in love? i’ll make you wish there were 48 hours in each daaaaayyy. Tell me something goood! yes with chaka kahn.
42: How many bones have you broken in your body before? a toe, i’m pretty sturdy
45: What do you consider the comfiest comfort food of all? thanksgiving day meal
46: What song do you listen to when you are feeling glum? anything by bon iver
47: What song do you listen to when you’re feeling ‘psyched’? i’ll make you wish there were 48 hours in each daaaay…
48: What are your five most favourite television programs (in no particular order)? dexter, walking dead, breaking bad, project runway, ICarly
49: Who are your greatest Tumblr friends? i don’t talk to those fools
50: How high is your bed from your bedroom floor? standard regulation height. the government was just here for there annual check.
51: Do you have any posters on your bedroom Walls? If yes, what are they of? Posters?! What am I, 12…just one. Miley Cyrus.
52: Are you a grammar nazi? please, amish, practically I am.
53: What was the lovliest anonymous message you have ever recieved? Can you remember what it said? If yes, type it up in your reply. a couple on formspring i got were pretty cool, not so much what was said but who they were from. Not much gets past me. I’m pretty intuitive. I can connect with ppl quickly.
54: do you have any cuddly toys on your bed? If yes, what are they? YES. my toy breed Maltese, Kirby. he’s alive though.
55: What annual event do you celebrate the most? And, briefly, how do you celebrate it? Car inspection! with Champagne and roses. my car has 150,000 miles on it…it truly is a celebration when it passes inspection
56: What is your father’s profession? retired crazy person.
57: What colour are the walls in the room you are currently in? creamy white color
58: Have you ever been to the Olympics? If yes, state the city and the year. If no, why not? wtf why not?! It’s not like the tkts are 10 bucks and they happen at the downtown rec center.
59: What is the weather like right now and what is the temperature outside? its winter its night time i’m inside so the forecast is looking good in here.
60: Descibe one of your cousins. (If you have any) drunk
61: Have you ever lied about your name? If yes, which name did you use instead of your own? no, but i may now.
62: what is the worst thing you have ever done to a friend? i cherish my friendships. I’m loyal to the most important people in my life. If you fuck me over though, I’m out. I’m too old to play games.
63: what did you have for lunch today? chili
64: describe your least favourite teacher. i can’t remember one of my teachers. None of them left any impression on my life. i can tell you the one i hated the most though. He was jealous of my father’s success.
65: What object is to your immediate right? a decapitated santa
66: How often do you ride a bicycle? never
67: Do you excercise? If yes, how? i walk everyday
68: Concerntrate. What can you currently taste in your mouth? skittles
69: Did you giggle childishly at this number because of undapper thoughts? no, idiot
70: Are you double-jointed? just the thought make my bones hurt